software engineer

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A software engineer was smoking in office.
Girl says, Cant you see the warning? "smoking is injurious to health"
the engineer says...........
Any guesses !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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We bother only about Errors not Warnings !!!!

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