G.P.Bhamra

3 Parrots A man wanted to buy his son a parrot as a birthday present. The next day he went to the pet shop and saw three identical parrots in a cage. He asked the clerk, "how much for the parrot on the right? The owner said it was Rs. 2500. "Rs. 2500.", the man said. "Well what does he do? "He knows how to use all of the functions of Microsoft Office 2000, responds the clerk. "He can do all of your spreadsheets and type all of your letters." The man then asked what the second parrot cost. The clerk replied, Rs. 5000, but he not only knows Office 2000, but is an expert computer programmer. Finally, the man inquired about the cost of the last parrot. The clerk replied, "Rs. 10,000." Curious as to how a bird can cost Rs. 10,000, the man asked what this bird's specialty was. The clerk replies, "Well to be honest I haven't seen him do anything. But the other two call him "BOSS"!!

which one is beautiful ??????? None of them really .... Infact the smile that adores ur face is lott lott beautiful than any of these....

Hey read this, its really very interesting........Some of CONFUSING ENGLISH make me headache, would u help me? 1. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? 2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks? 3. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? 4. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? 5. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? 6. Why the man who invests all your money called a broker? 7. If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible? 8. Why is it called building when it is already built? 9. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? 10. If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots? 11. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? 12. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?? Human ?? 13. If working hours are meant for working, the...

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Darling , I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're leaving from the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas. ' The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked. The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish? He said, 'Yes! Lots of salmons, some bluegills, and a few swordfishes. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to Do?' You'll love the answer,folks...... The wife replied, 'I did, dear. They're in your fishing box! ......

Destiny is no matter of chance. It is a matter of choice; It is not a thing to be waited for; it is a thing to be achieved.

Life is like a piano, White keys R happy moments and Black keys are sad moments. But remember both keys are played together to give Sweet music in life...

Hi, When people talk behind your back, what does it mean?? Simple! It means that you are two steps ahead of them!! So, keep moving ahead in Life!!

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Saying 'I Love You' .............in a special way. A guy wanted to express his unfathomable love to his sweetheart. So, what did he do........? He gave chocolates to all the girls living in the University student apartments and asked them to turn their lights on or off at 8pm that night. See the pic for the rest............. Truly Breath taking ! You don't need to guess his sweetheart's reaction. Hundreds of students came over later to witness thisgreat piece of Art driven by the Greatest Emotion known to Man - 'Love'. Scroll down! - - - - - - - -

"The moment a child is born, the mother is also born. She never existed before. The woman existed, but the mother, never. A mother is something absolutely new." My Mom "The best years of your life are the ones in which you decide your problems are your own. You do not blame them on your mother, the ecology, or the president. You realize that you control your own destiny." "I remember my mother's prayers and they have always followed me. They have clung to me all my life." "Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible." My Daddy "How pleasant it is for a father to sit at his child's board. It is like an aged man reclining under the shadow of an oak which he has planted." ALWAYS ......LOVE YOUR PARENTS...!!!

B-membrane Laptop/DesktopConcept computer designed by Korean designer Won-Seok Lee. No bulky monitors, just a UFO shape system that displays screen like a

Know the technology Everyone may be knowing that the Apple's iPhone 3G has been launched in India . But many of us are not aware what is 3G. so let's have a brief look into it. What is 3G? 3G is the next generation of wireless network technology that provides high speed bandwidth (high data transfer rates) to handheld devices. The high data transfer rates will allow 3G networks to offer multimedia services combining voice and data.Additional features also include HSPA(High-Speed packet Access) data transmission capabilities able to deliver speeds up to 14.4Mbit/s on the downlink and 5.8Mbit/s on the uplink.3G wireless networks have the bandwidth to provide converged voice and data services. 3G services will seamlessly combine superior voice quality telephony, high-speed mobile IP services, information technology, rich media, and offer diverse content. What are the Advantages of 3G? 3G networks offer users advantages such as: · New radio spectrum to relieve overcrowding in exist...